So, who is Daniel?

Well, that depends — are we talking resume or group chat?
Nevermind, I’ll try to keep it short.

Born in Porto, but actually from Penafiel. Though I live in Porto. It's complicated, just like a soap opera without that soap opera effect that LG likes to call “TruMotion”.

Avid consumer of mind-bending TV shows that actively threaten my mental stability after 8 hours of work.

Sarcasm user as a natural air freshener on weekends — fresh air is highly overrated.

Regularly say “that’s it, I’m done going to the stadium!” because I can’t understand how someone constantly misses that huge rectangle — yet there I am, at the next match, fully invested and emotionally unstable.

Proud Memphis Grizzlies fan because, when I was six or seven, their jersey was the coolest one at El Corte Inglés in Vigo. Solid logic.

I like basketball, but I say báchkete. This one makes more sense in Portuguese, so hit me up about it (wink wink).

Team sweet popcorn over salty. And cheese? Only if it’s contributing something to the dish. No freeloaders.

The best francesinha is at Yuko. No debates.

Deco is the greatest athlete in history. Period.

Toni Collette was robbed of an Oscar for Hereditary. The Academy will probably hear from my (pro bono) lawyers.

I don’t always use my turn signals in roundabouts. (No one needs to know where I’m going and life needs a little mystery).

Still prefer the pre-AO spelling.

I can fall asleep anytime, anywhere, as long as I’m reclined at a 135º angle or more. It’s a talent and a curse.

Maybe we should just stop here.

Oh, and I’m a copywriter. Or at least trying to be.